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Hitler Great Command “ Compare urself with Anyone in this World….If You Do You Are Insulting Yourself” ….Be Unique

 

Alexander’s last words:Bury my body, don’t build any monument. Keep my hand outside, so that the world knows, who won the world had nothing in hand wen dying…

 

 

So simple it is to Live…

So simple it is to Love…

So simple it is to Smile…

So simple it is to Win…

But its dificult to be so simple…!

 

 

Friendship is not loving a perfect friend…

but loving a friend perfectly..

It does not have a happy end…bcaz it simply does not end…

 

 

Interviever-wht is ur qualifi.? Sardarji-i m PHD.Wht is mean by tht..Sardarji-Passed out of the school by very difficulties

 

 

Surf Excel potalum Pogadha orey

Karai theriuma?

Naan un mela

vachirukkum

‘ AKKARAI ‘

No alakoodadhu control your self

 

 

Best “age” is teen-age Best “mile is “smile” Best “stand” is

“understand” Best “life” is school-life” Best “END” is “FRIEND”…

 

 

Smile:It increases ur face value.Love:It increases ur heart value.

Pleasure: It increases ur mind value.Frndship:It increases ur life value

 

 

Stars has 5 ends

Square has 4 ends

Trinagle has 3 ends

Line has 2 ends

but Circle of our friendship has no end…..

 

Read it carefully…I am sure you will not judge the climax…

MOM:wake up, son. Its time to go to college. Son: Y Ma? I

dont want to go to college. MOM: Give me two reasons y u dont want to go to college. Son: One, all the students hate me. Two, all the staffs hate me. MOM: Oh! Thats not a reason. Come on you hav 2 go 2 col.

Son: give me two reasons y i should go 2 col?

MOM: one , u r 52 yrs old and TWO, u r d principle of d college…

 

 

Sardar’s 60th bday…

Guest: Watz this Bulp in place of candles ?

Sardar: Its difficult 2 put 60 candles on cake. So i put this

60 watz bulb…

 

Teacher: Children, exams are nearing, If u hav any doubt

u can ask me,

Sardar: In which printing press the question paper is printed…

Teacher: ???

 

 

A famous quote written at tokyo bus stand. ” Only bus stops here, not time” So dont waste ur time, keep moving wit ur duties….

 

 

Doctor 2 Sardar- U hav 206 bones in ur body…

Sardar – Tell it slowly…

Dr – Y ?

Sardar – my Dog is outside, if it hears i m finished !!!

 

 

My Life + My Joy + My Plisur + My Relif + My Honor + My Pride = Ur 1 SMILE

 

 

Charm is ur face Character is ur great Great is ur smile Best is ur style…

 

 

Best feel in life: To be remembered by person whom u doesnt expect 2 remember U…Worst feel in life: To be forgotten by d one u always remember….

 

 

Keep d smile, leave d tear Think of joy, forget d fear Hold d laugh, leave d pain…

 

 

 

 

 

CHEMICAL JOKE! All Electrons were in a PARTY. Protons attacked them. A Hero saves them Electrons asked “WHO R U?” Hero said, Bond! COVALENT BOND…

 

U can’t hold destiny. u can’t hold time… bt u can hold ur SMILE. Keep Smiling

 

 

You dont know effect u hv on me bcz evry time I see u my heart begins to smile!  

 

Smile in pleasure & in pain, Alwaz smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING!!

This dog is one cat of donkey the best monkey ways 2 pigs make u rat smile.confused!!!Now u read it again leaving ur nick names…  

 

If good looks could kill dont look at me. I dont want to see you die

 

son:Dad,cn u rite in d dark?

Dad:yes wt do u wnt me 2 rite S:sign on report card

 

Friend: I’ve changed my mind…

You: Excellent, so does the new one work better?

 

Customr:waiter!Thr is a frog in my soup!

Waiter:Sory,sir.D fly is on a vacation

 

Q. Why was the math book sad?

 A: Because it had too many problems

 

Anger is a short madness. Don’t allow it to ruin longstanding relations

 

The way for u 2 b happy is 2 make others happy’Consider this in ur whole life

 

Friends are like mirror. Your Friends show what and how u r

 

The one who takes your hand but touches your heart is a True Friend

 

An apology is the super glue of life. It can repair just about anything

 

A special smile, a special face. A special someone i cant replace. I luv u!

 

 

One sardar needing two plain paper but he had only one.

Do you know what he did?

Photo copied the one he had!

 

 

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

 

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni,

he is my kid, & she is my kidney

 

 

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote DUE TO RAIN

 

 

Sardar.I had like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk.Sir, vitamin A, B or C.

Sardar. Any will do my grandson doesnt know the alphabet

 

 

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Sardar: You told me to do it without using tables

 

 

Pleasure is the only thing to live for.nothing ages like

happiness…Oscar Wilde

 

 

Q. What would you call a dead sardar in a cupboard?

Ans. Winner of the last year’s hide & seek competition…

 

 

Sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it’s me..!

 

 

Women r like an Internet Virus they ENTER ur Life SCAN ur pockets TRANSFER ur money EDIT ur mind DOWNLOAD their problems, DELETE ur smile…

 

 

Dad:Son,wt do u wnt 4 ur b’day? Son:Nt mch dad,jst a radio wth a car around it!!

 

 

Friend: I’ve just come back from the Beauticians You: Pity it was closed…

 

 

Destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life…..

  

Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget …

 

Mountain can fly,river can dry

you can forget me but never can ….

 

A friend is sweet when its new…

but it is sweeter when its TRUE..But u know what..

Its sweetest when its you

 

 

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

 

 

Wife:Intha varam Cinema parthom. Adutha varam Shoping polanga.Hus: Sari.Athukku adutha varam Sivan koil’uku povom.Wife:Yaen?Hus:Pichai eduka

 

 

MANITHANAL MUDIYATHATHU EDHUVUM ILLAI…ITS TRUE..BUT MANITHANAL MUDIYADHATHU MANITHANAGAVE ERUPATHU THAN….

 

 Siripu illatha vaalkkai

Siragu illatha

Paravaiku Samam.

Paravaiku

Azhagu Siragu.

Unakku

Azhagu Sirippu…Smile for ever…

 

 How do you make a Sardar laugh on “Saturday”?

Tell him “a joke on Tuesday

  

 Exams are like Girl friends

- Too many questions

- Difficult to understand

- More explanation is needed

- Result is always fail!!!!!!!!!

 

To accomplish great things,

We must not only act, but also dream,

Not only plan but also believe,

 

What is the difference between

Monkey & Donkey ?

Monkey saves this message

and

Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs.

 

Twinkle Twinkle little star,

You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,

Mental hospital is not so far…

 

What? is a difference between

a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?

A car is too dear and

A monkey is U dear….

 

If girls cross the road everyone stops the vehicle & says, “pathu po ma”. If boys cross the road everyone says “yenada veetla solithu vandhya” Wat a world…

 

A sweeter smile,

A brighter day,

Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.

My heart with u always.

 

Good FRIENDS are hard to find,

harder to leave,and impossible to forget….

 

In aptitude test

- River Kaveri is in which state?

- Sardar: liquid state

 

a beautiful

relationship

doesn’t depend

on how Good

we understand

someone, but it

depends on how

well we avoid

Misunderstanding….

 

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

 

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: “Father in law”.

 

Dream makes everything possible,Hope makes everything work,Luv makes everything beautiful,Smile makes all the above.So always Brush ur teeth

 

 

Fly in the plane of Ambition

and

Land in the Airport of Success.

Luck is yours,Wish is mine.

May Ur future always shine.

 

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

Mouse

BIRD

Monkey

and

.

.

.

! U 2…

 

 

Teacher : U failure !

At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir,

but at ur age hitler commited suicide………

 

 

In 3 ways u can break d mirror1.throw stone at d mirror2.throw de mirror on d floor.

3.stand in front of d mirror and smile n show ur teeth

 

 

Most people have 5 senses.

Some people have 6 senses.

But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE….

 

My eyes detected

My heart reacted

Thousand were rejected &

Only you were selected.

.

Because I needed a monkey

for an adververtisement

 

 

Achievers never expose themselves,But their achievements expose them,

A lamp does not speak,it introduces itself thru its light..

 

 

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

 

 

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted miror.

Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive…

 

 

I destroy my enemies when i make a them my friends.

-Abraham Lincoln

 

 

Nurture your minds with great thoughts.To believe in the heroic

makes heroes.-Benjamin Disraeli

 

Manager asked to sardar at an interview

- Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

- Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

 

 

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???

- Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

 

 

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….

 

 

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?

- Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays

 

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga…

 

 

Kadavul kitta dress keten.Thuni kadaiye koduthar.Sappadu keten.Hotele koduthar.Selavukku 5000 ketten.un cell number koduthar, eppa varatum

 

 

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu……

 

 

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….Ana… Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

 

 

Hand wash’nna kai kazhuvaradhu, ‘Face wash’nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo ‘brain wash’ nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

 

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum… Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum…

 

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum… fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum

 

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum… Anaa…Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

 

Teacher: Wat’s the chemical formula for water?

Kichu: HIJKLMNO

Tchr: Wat?

Kichu: Yesterday u said its H to O.nayan

 

 

When a person finds sorrow behind ur smile,

words behind ur silence,

love behind ur anger,

you can believe d person to be ur true friend

 

 

We dont stop playing becos we grow old;we grow old becos we

stop playing.-G B Shaw

 

SARDAR attending a interview in a software company.

Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office?

sardar:Give the address.I wll find out where it is?

 

Sardar theory: Moon is more impt than Sun,coz it gives light at n8 when light is needed& Sun gives light during the day when light is’t needed

 

Hitler’s Law: If u can solve ur problem then what is the need of worrying? If u cannot solve it then

what is the use of worrying?

 

 

Difference b/w mother n lover.wn u r fixin a bulb,standin on a chair,n cant reach it.lover ll say”u r too short” n mom ll say chair is short

 

Sardarji is buying a TV.

Sardarji :- “Do you have colour TVs?”

Dealer:- “Sure.”

Sardarji :-”Give me a green one, please.”

 

Four things that will never come back -

1. The spoken word.

2. The sped arrow.

3. The past life.

4. The neglected opportunities

 

sardar Waiting at bus stop.One gentleman came by two wheeler and asked:”you want lift?

sardar says: “NO thanks, my house is on ground floor

 

 

:->Palarai ala

vaikum unmaiyai vida

:->silarai sirika vaikum poi melanadhu.

-watson smith

FOR EXAMPLE:

“Neenga Romba Alaga irukkingoo

 

 

Feel pannu but Future-a spoil pannatha.

Think pannu but Time-a waste pannatha.

 

 

No one will manufacture a lock without a key. Similarly, God wont give problems without solutions. So, go fearless and face it!…………

 

The words which never complete without “u” D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha

 

Sardar saw very high

Airtel tower & red light

glowing on top.He exclaimed,”India is developing fast

There r traffic signals 4 plane

 

Sardar built 2 Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled

When asked him,he said,

“Oye,thats for those who dont know 2 swim

 

 

Teacher to Sardar, “What is the full form of MATHS?”

Sardar thinks hard & answered, “Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming Students”.

 

 

sardar `s girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said

Treat me like ur wife.sardar picked up her clothes and started to wash them

 

 

A word 2 say,a word 2 hear

Evn inUr absence I feel U near

Our relation is strong.hope it goes long

we wll remin d same till d lyf goes on

 

 

Sardar’s wife dies,he is calm but his wife’s lover is furiously crying… finally sardar consoles him ” don’t worry yaar I will marry again”

 

 

 

Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying “Parking Fine”

He puzzeled and writes a note and sticks it 2 pole “Thanks 4 d complement!”

 

 

GREAT MSG:”WHEN I WALK ALONE,I WISH TO REACH THE END OF THE ROAD.BUT,WHEN U WALK WITH ME,I WISH THE ROAD NEVER ENDS.BE WITH ME FOREVER”

 

 

Mr BEAN: Dei ethukuda candlea yeriya vachiruka.

SARDAR: Current illa.Mr.BEAN : Ok, fanaiyavathu podu. Sardar: Poda muttal, candle ananjidum

 

luck is not in our hands

bt work is in our hands

our work can make luck

bt luck cant make our work

so always trust ourself than our luck

 

 

The chennai “HELLO” means…

H=>Hey kaitha,

E=>Eppdi kirae,

L=>Lunch tuniya,

L=>Life Soka keedha,

O=>Odamba pathuko..

So HELLO frnd.

 

 

Everyone is too good to you…until U expect nothing from them..”

expectations makes a man unhappy..So enjoy your life with no expectation

 

 

Most problems in life r bcoz of TWO reasons.

1. we act without thinking.

2. we keep thinking without acting

 

 

The best six doctors in the world:

1.Sunshine

2.Water

3.Rest

4.Air

5.Exercise and

6.Diet.

Maintain it at all the stages of life..!

 

 

Life is not a Rehearsal . .

Each day is a new show . .

No repeat & No rewind . .

So,

Give ur best shot in all ur Acts . . .

 

 

NASA decided 2 send sardar 2 d moon.Half d way sardar jumped to earth& shouted how dare u to cheat me!Today is AMAVASYA there will b NO MOON

 

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for

ticket. Hegave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have

pass

 

Police: R U married?

Sardar: Yes,with a

woman.Police(angrily) :Ofcourse,Did U ever hear of any 1 marrying a Man?Sardar:Yes”My sister did..

 

Sardar- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman

Friend- Didn’t U follow them?

Sardar- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..

 

A sardar was sitting on top of a mountain & studying. One man asked why you are studying on a mountain, he replied “OYe,Higher studies……

 

Lovely thought- ‘death is not the greatest loss in life.. The greatest loss is, when confidence dies inside us while we are alive

 

A Grt Thought:I asked GOD to give me everything so that I can enjoy Life.He smiled n replied-”I have given u Life to enjoy everything.

 

Thought for the day :

“Anger is a kind of madness which destroys good thoughts

 

Thought:

The fragrance of flower spreads in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction

 

Thought for the day-

Have a Unique Character like SALT,

it’s presence is not felt,

but it’s absence make Things Useless…

 

The depth of an ocean is measured by fathoms, The depth of the mind is measured by thoughts.

Swami Vivekananda

 

Thought for the lifetime -

If you wait to be happy you will wait forever

But if you start to be happy you will be happy forever

 

A light can replac dark.

A success can replac failure.

A smile can replacepain.

Bt nthng can replac U ?

Defective piece

no replacement

 

“Patience is not much about

waiting.

It is more about how one

behaves while waiting.”

 

Wife: Enkita ungaluku pidichadhu en alagaana mugama? Anbana manama? Panivana kunama? HUSBAND: “Unnoda indha comedy thaan”…

 

Hope is the first step towards success only if U hv belief in ur abilitiesand its followed by the second step of action

 

The diffrence between Ability and Character

Ability will get us to the Top.

But

Character will allow us to stay at the Top..

 

Thought of d day:

“Hard work never killed anybody, but………. why take a chance?”

 

“Never hold yourself solely responsible for any misfortune in life.

Because no single rain drop is ever alone responsible for any flood….

 

I m not Shakespear 2 write abt U

I m not Himesh 2 sing abt U

I m not MF Hussain 2 paint U

I m ur frnd 2 say”i may always b with U”

 

You may have someone in ur mind,

someone in ur heart,

someone in ur dreams,

someone in ur life but

I m ur someone when

you have no one

 

Joke of the day:

Teacher asked Student

“If U dial 001 then what will happen?”

Student: “Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear”

 

When u belive sum1 deeply, misunderstanding arises,

bt dont fight 4 it;

coz sum misundrstndin r needed 4 gud undrstnding.

it’s lyfs secret

 

3 Rules to Happy life..

“Who helping you, dont forget them”

“Who loving you, dont hate them”

“Who hoping you, dont cheat them”

 

It is a funny thing about life;

If you refuse to accept anything but the best,

You very often get it

 

Banta was writin something very slowly.

Frnd asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?

Banta:”I’m writin to my 6 yr old son,he can’t read fast

 

Unnaiyum Ennaiyum paarthu… Malargal ellam vetkapattana, “namadhu vaasathai vida ivargalin pasam athigam endru”…gud mrng…….

 

Measured by miles: Oh my god! So far We are!

Measured by thoughts:

Hey, V r so close!

Measured by heart: Wow we are always together

 

Today Thought : Gummunu irukkura ponna vida, Gammunu irukkura ponna kalyanam pannina

un life summa jammunu irukkum

 

Thought for the life:

“Don’t decrease ur Goal to the extent of ur ability

Increase ur ability 2 d extent of ur Goal.

 

Thought for the lifetime -

If you wait to be happy

you will wait forever.

But if you start to be happy

you will be happy forever

 

Sleeping is

not taking

rest 4 todays hardwork.

It means gaining energy

4 tomorrow. So sleep well.

 

Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So,

give the world the best u have & the best will come back2u

 

Avalai

Parthaen,

Sirithaen,

Rasithaen,

Malarndadu

Kadhal

Kuvindhadu

‘ARREAR S’ .

By arrears vachi kudikum sangam…

 

Azhagu irunthal varuven endrathu KADHAL… Panam irunthal varuven endrathu SONTHAM… Ethuvum vendam Naan irukirean endrathu NATPU…….

 

“Endru nee oru pennin meedhu kadhal kolgirayo, andha nodi mudhal nee manadhaal balaveenam adaigiraai” -shakespeare.. that is true.

 

Kadhal enbathu ‘paatti sutta vada’ madhiri.olunga pathukalana, kaaka thookitu poiedum.but,Friendship ‘paatti’ madhiri.yaarum thooka mudiyadu

 

Kadhalil natpu irukum.

Natpil kadhal irukum.

Kadhalil irukum natpu needipadhillai.

Anal..

Natpil irukum kadhal endrenrum alivathillai

 

“Kavidai Enbadu Yosipadu. Kadhal Enbadu Nesipadu .Natpu Enbadu Swasipadu Yosikamal Nesikamal Irukalam But Swasikamal Iruka Mudiuma?

 

“Idhayam koduthu uyirai ketkum kadhal enaku vendam.., uyirai koduthu idhayam ketkum natpe podhum…

 

Kanavugalai thanthu Kanneerai vaangum “KADHAL” enaku vendam..! Kaayangal illatha Kanneerai thudaikkum un “NATPU” mattum enaku pothum.

 

Kaaranam illamal kadhal varuvadhillai, andha kaaranam thaan yarukkum theyrivadhillai..,

 

Kan illamal kadhal varalam. Karpanai illamal kavithai varalam. Aanal, Unmaiyana Anbu illamal, Natpu varathu..

 

En kaathalai aval mugam paarthu neril solla mudiyamal nan megathai thoodhu vitten!

Megam en kathalai avalidam solli azhuthadu mazhaiyai…

 

INDIA

I – INTELLIGENT

N – NATION

D – DEVELOPING

I – IN

A – ALL.

Proud to be an INDIAN

JAI HIND.

 

 

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“If u learn to translate every event of ur life into a positive one then you will become a designer of your future”…

 

Dont keep ur dreams in ur eyes,they may fall as tears.Keep them in ur heart so that every heart beat may remind u about that dreams…..

 

Night la kosu kadicha good night vaika mudium.kaalai la kosu kadhicha good mrng vaika mudhiumaa??kosu kadi thaanga mudiyammal yosikum sangam

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good relation

is a crossed cheque of Rs.HAPPY/-

When u feel upset or alone

withdraw frm it…

wen u r too happy

deposit in it…

 

I HATE U

confused ?

I=(-_-)

H=happy to see u

A=always miss u

T=take U as my BEST friend

E=evryday remember u.

U={^_^

 

let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…

GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.

Life is beautiful,Enjoy it.

 

A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts

 

Without girlfriend man is SPIDERMAN , after finding girl SUPERMAN, after engagement GENTLEMAN, after marriage WATCHMAN, after 10years DOBERM 

 

A Smile costs less than Electricity.

But..

Gives more light

So Always Keep Smiling.. and

Prove that u r the Best TubeLight

 

Evry nite same wishes.Let it b differnt now.Let buffalo guard u,monkeys danc around u,donkys kis u,dogs sing for u.Wish u a biological nite!

 

Santa: Oh god! Plz make New York, the capital of Punjab!

Banta: Y r u praying so?

Santa: Bcz, that is what I have written in the exam!!:-)

 

Parkkum pothu srikum uthadukalai vida.,. Parkatha pothu alum kangaluku than anbu athiham.

 

Time is like a river u can’t step on the same water twice bcoz the flow that has passed ll never pass u again.Enjoy every moment of ur life

 

A CUTE TEST”

Call if im cute.

Misscall if im handsome.

Send sms if im smart.

Send a joke if im charming.

Just ignore if u r a cartoon

 

Simple music can make u sing.

Simple hug can make u feel better.

Simple things can make u happy.

I hope that my simple Hi wil makeu SMILE

 

Birth is first of life

Beauty is art of life

Love is part of life

Death is last of life

But friendship is heart of life

 

Being a Frnd isnt easy bcoz its nt jst abt sharing a Joke, a talk,a cup of Coffee or story.

It means sharing d most honest part of Urself

 

Past is experience, Present is Experiment n Future is Expectations; So use experience in ur experiment 2 recieve expectations

 

Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So,

give the world the best u have & the best will come back2u

 

There are two causes for all misunderstandings-

1. Not Saying what you mean.

2. Others understand what u don’t mean

 

It’s not your mistake if you can’t read d eyes which cheats u but it’s really your mistake if you can’t read d eyes which cares you.

 

CARING FRIEND IS LIKE A TREE!!ITS NOT MEASURED BU HOW TALL IT COULD BE…BUT BY HOW THE ROOTS HAVE GROWN DEEP…

 

Two Personalities came frm Gujaraj and sacrificed thier Dress for our people.

One is ‘GANDHIJI’…….

other one is ‘NAMEETHA’ji….

 

Vadivel:Naanthan unakku KAAL operation pannapora doctor.

Parthiban:appo baki MUKKAL(3/4) operation yaar pannuvaanga.

Vadivel:mudiyala…

 

 

Sardar watching STAR PLUS.Suddenly announcement comes-”U R watching STAR PLUS”..He wonders “Oye.how did dey know dat i’m watching STAR PLUS”

 

 

 

 

 

Every problem in a life carries a gift inside it.So whenever u loose something dont get upset bcos something may wait for u more than u lost

 

American:enga oorla robot pesum

japane:enga oorla dolphines nadakum

Indian:enga oorla kurangu sms padikum.

Paaru evalavu alaga padhikudhu

 

Kaadhalum oru

isaithann…

kaadhalitthu

paarungal

“SANGU” satham

kekum………………….

 

Do u kno whoz d bst couple in dis univrs?

Smile n Tears.

Rarely dey meet,bt if dey meet tht will be d most gorgeous momnt evr…..

 

a smile make us look younger,

a prayer make us feel stronger,

but a friend make us enjoy forever,

 

Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently.

Lady:cant u hit the brake?

Sardar:wat r u talking abt da brake…i have hit the whole cycle!!!

(‘~_^)

 

manasuku pidichavanga munadi Aluvadhum kastam. Manasuku pidikadhavanga munadi sirikiradhum kastam

 

Ninaithadhu yellam Nadandhu Vittaal? Life is waste. Ninaikkadadhu Nadandhal? Life is Taste. so, life is secret.

 

Feeling Tense? Think me, Feeling sad? call me, Feeling lonely? See me, Feeling Sleeply? Dream of me My name is SELF CONFIDANCE

 

En Idhayam Endra Thandavaalathi Rail Pola Odukirathu Un Ninaivugal

 

Nee Nesikkum Palar…. Unnai Marakka Ninaithalum Unai Nesikkum Silarai… Nee Ninaikka marakadya

 

Kangalai vida kanneerukku Adhaga mathipundu….! Kangal UlaKaitthai kaattum Aanal kaneer Ullathai Kattum

 

 

 

 

 

Viyarvai Thuligal, uppaaga Irukkalaam;;;;;;Aanaal, Avaithanvaaazhkkaiyai Inippaaga Maattrum

 

Pant Pottu Muttipoda Mudiyum Aanaaa Muttipottu Pant Poda Mudiyumaa..

 

Kasu Irundha Call Taxi!!! Kasu Illaina Kall Than Taxi!!!

 

Tears are d silent language of luv

Whn the tear come with reason mean u got some problem

Bt whn tear come widout any reason means u r in luv

 

Joke of the Century:Teacher asked Sardar”If U dial 001 then what will happen?”Sardar: “Police Jeep will come, in Reverse Gear.!”

 

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them

but the emptiness we feel when they are not around

 

“Vetri enbathu naam petrukolvathu” ” Tholvi enbathu naam kaatrukolvathu” muthalil katrukollungal piragu petrukollungal”

 

Viyarvai. Thuligal, Uppaga irukkalaam… Aanaal, Avaithaan Vaalkaiyai inippaaga Maattrum….

 

Natpu enbadhu idhayam-pola namaku theriyamal namakaga thudikum…

 

silence is the best way to avoid may problems…. Smile is the powerful tool to solve many problems… So have a silent smile always.

 

Tholvi unnai thurathukirathu endral….vetri-i nee nerungugirai endru artham..

 

Aasai paduvathai marandu vidu… Aanal aasai pattathai maranthu vidathe….

 

“Natpu” enbathu karumbalagai alla alithu alithu eluthuvatharku.. athu ” kalvettu” oru murai eluthinal alikka mudiyathu. that is friendship

 

 

Girls oru single paper maathiri..but life enbadhu dictionary maathiri…. single paper ku wait panni dictionarya miss pannathinga…

 

 

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

C-Come,

O-On,

L-Lets,

L-Love,

E-Each,

G-Gi rl,

E-Equally….

Thats why boys go to clg regularly….

 

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE

C-Come,

O-On,

L-Lets,

L-Love,

E-Each,

G-Gi rl,

E-Equally….

Thats why boys go to clg regularly

 

Exercise for teeth: Keep lips closed. Pound upper teeth on lower teeth for 30-40 times. This will ensure proper blood circulation in teeth

 

In life Luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan for life and ur reason for living..

 

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor

 

Birth is like a dot. Life is like a line.Love is like a triangle. but friendship is like a circle,because circles don’t hve end$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

Excellent words by Dr.Abdul Kalam.

”Dream is not that what you see in sleep…

Dream is the thing which doesn’t allow you to sleep.”

 

1)Pray as if Everything depends on GOD &

Work as if Everything depends on U,

2)To Handle Urself Use Ur Head & 2 Handle Othrs, Use Ur Heart

 

Keep away frm people who try 2 blittle ur ambitions.Small people always do that.

Great People make u feel that u,too can bcom great.enjoy..

 

Paasamulla nenjangal palicaanga nenaipathillai…Nesamulla nenjangal nesikka marappathilai… Priyamullanenjangal pirivai thaanguvathilai..

 

The tree does not withdraw its shade from the Woodcutter, so don’t hate your enemies

 

Luck means who get the opportunity; Brilliace means who creat the opportunity

 

My dear friend Un peyaraikuda, naan eudhuvadillai, “penamul” unnai kuthidimo endru…! dai…no…no.. Ala koodathu….control Ur-self….

 

Vittu Kodungal, viruppangal Niraiverum.. Thatti kodungal, Thavarugal kuraiyum…sms kokungal…santhosam perugum….!!!

 

Arali vithaiyum Alugirathu Ippothu, ” Thannaal” Irapavargalai vida ” Pennaal” irapavargale Athigam endru…..!!!!

 

“Unnai thiyagam seivathanaal mattumay pirarin idhayangalai Nee Vella mudiyum”

 

Oru penai unnidam athigamaga pesa anumathikathey Pin aval unai athigamaga pesa vaithi viduval ” thaniyaga” .

 

Kannil Kanda pennai nesippathai vida, Unai karuvil donda thayai nesi. Unnaium oru pen neasippal

 

Anbu Kaati thotthavanum illai….. kovappattu jaithaanum illai…..so love others… smile always…..Don’t hurt others heart

 

Vetri per vendum endru ninaithu poradathey……Tholvi adaya koodathu endru poradu, Ulagam un kaiyil…

 

School life: +2 varai, College life: Padikkumvarai, Love life: Kalyanam varai, “But” Namma friendship: February 30 varum varai…….

 

Idly Podiya Thotu Idly Saapidalaam Aana Mooku Podiya Thotu Mooka Saapida Mudiyathu

 

Pallu Valina Palla Pudungalam Aana Kannu Valina Kanna Pudunga Mudiyuma

 

Meluga Vachchu Melugu Vathi Seyyalam… Aana Kosuva Vachi Kosu Vathi Seyya Mudiyathu

 

Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukum, Theaku Marathula Thaeku Irukum, Aana Pana Marathula Panam Irukaadhu..!!

 

Kanna Bus Stop La Bus Than Vanthu Nikum Ana Full Stop La Full Vanthu Nikuma

 

Nenga Enna Than Thene Potu Koli Valathalum Athu Muta Than Podum 100/100 Ellam Podathu

 

Ration Card A Vatchu Sim Card Vangalam Ana Sim Card A Vatchu Ration Card Vanga Mudiyathu

 

Paambu Ethanai Thadavai Padam Eduthalum Athaala Oru Thadavai Kooda Theatre-La Release Panna Mudiyathu…

 

Cell moolama sms anuppalaam Aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu

 

Tea cupla tea irukum.Appa world cupla world irukkuma??

 

Hand wash’nna kai kazhuvaradhu, ‘Face wash’nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appa ‘brain wash’ nna,, braina kazhuvaradhaa

 

Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum Petrol poda keelathaan varanum

 

Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu “AMMA” nu than kathum

 

Whisky+water=Injurious to health; Brandy+water=Injurious to health; Rum+water=Injurious to health; So avoid water

 

What’s the difference between pleasure and torture?

Pleasure is thinking of you

and torture is thinking of you too much. !

 

Sumara Love Panninal 35 mark! Supera Love Panninal 80 Mark! Sinera love panninal Tasmark!!!

 

Sugam, varumbthu adhai ne matum thazhuvikkol… Sogam vandhal matum solli anuppu…un sumaiyai thaanga tholkodudiren…

 

Every successful person has a painful story. Every painful story has a successful ending. Accept the pain, and get ready for success…..

 

LOLLU-2008: Enna than ladies padippl 1stta irunthalum avanga use panra Pen “Hero Pen than” Heroin Pen illai…….

 

Coffee-la podatha sugarum, “enna” paakatha figurum nalla irundhatha sarithiramey illa…

 

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu …

 

Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number and my new number is ……..’100′….. Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom

 

Think different do different.. Make different… Achieve different… Spead different…Then only you can goto Metal Hospital…..

 

Sardar 1: I spoke to Sania Mirza yesterday on the phone . Sardar 2 : thats great. What did she say? Sardar 1: Wrong number.

 

Professor: Ulagam oru nadaga madai athil namellam nadikargal. Student: sie enakku yaara jodiya posuveega sir….

 

Bakery shop: Paarthiban; Unga kadaila ella bannum kidaikkuma? vadivel: Amaa…Paarthiban: ok 1kg ribbon 1kg carbon kodu…

 

Povukul theyn, Nellukul Arishi, Mannukul Vairam, “Un manasa Thottu sollu? Un Mandaikul kaliman thaney!!!!

 

Nee, Nilavai parthal kadavulin alagu puriyum…Suriyanai Parthal kadavulin Sakthi puriyum…Nee kannadiyai paarthal kadavulin Thappu puriyum

 

Kadamaiya sei Palanai ethir paakkathe! ithu Geethaiyil sonnathu Kaathal sei kalyanam seiyathe Ithu Boathaiyil sonathu

 

In the chase between Cat and Mouse, Mouse always wins, because cat runs for food but mouse runs for its life…

 

Pagaivanin Punsirippai Vida Nanbanin Kovam Maelaanathu…

 

Whisky+water=Injurious to health; Brandy+water=Injurious to health; Rum+water=Injurious to health; So avoid water

 

Tholvi unnai thurathukirathu endral…Vetri-i nee nerungugirai endru artham

 

Kanavugal pookum neram… Kavalaigal marakum neram… Idhayathai pootti Vaikamal… Imaigalai Mattum pootti Vaipom;;; Vidiyum varai…..

 

Life la 9 things r important 1.Self confidence,2.persistance 3.Hard work 4.Money 5.Aim,6.Job 7,good friend 8.lovable partner9.itha sonna Nan

 

Thudikindra kangal parpathu palarai yendralum parkka Ninaipathu Ungalai mattum than Nesippathu Ungal ,,,,,,ANBAIE ######## Mattum Than

 

Naan Rojavai pola alaganavan illai aanal en idayam Rojavaivida alaganadu en theriuma? athil Neeyum Un natpum iruppathal…

 

Aayiram adi thondium paarayil kidaikkavillai thanneer. Oru adi nee nagarndhai, en kannil thondriyadhu kanneer!!!!

 

 Meluguvarthi’ku Uyir koduka uyir vittathu thee’kuchi.. Athai Ninaithu Ninaithu urukiyathu Meluguvarthi…” That is LOVE”.  

 

Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts, But sweet people like you..Travel in Hearts Please continue ur journey in my heart.

 

Birth is once,youth is once, Death is once , Marriage is once But LOVE is for you

 

Adam&eval started it Romeo&Juliey introduced it Devdas &Paru suffered alot 4 it Laila&majnu died 4 it so,my dears Beware of it! Feb 14 ahead

 

Lifela 6 visayam eppa varumnu namkey theriyathui 1. Inbam 2. Thunbam 3. Natpu 4 Kaadhal 5. Maranam. 6. Ennodasms. 157 days ago

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LOVE? L- last period of life. O- opening of sorrow. V-vacancy of death. E-emergency call from yamraj. so never fall in love…..!!!!

 

Keep the smile,

Leave the tear,

Think of joy,

Forget the fear ,

Hold the laugh,

Leave the pain,

 

Today I Gave some1 ur cell no.She will be visiting u soon. plz attend her properly. I asked to stay with you forever.

Her name is SMILE…

 

ur network tariff has changed!Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.The smaller the cheaper!Congrats u can make free calls

 

Sometimes its dumb to be wise and sometimes its wise to be dumb. but more often than not, we are the

opposite of what it is wise to be.

 

Life is made of small jumps over great obstacles. it’s in the courage of getting thru them that makes life

challenging & exciting

 

The path that leads to happiness is so narrow that two can not walk on it unless they become one

 

What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible

 

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life

 

U luv sumone… u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id…!

 

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him:Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?Boy: Yes, I saw dad

 

Smile is a lnguage of Luv.

Smile is a way to get success,

Smile is to win the hearts.

Smile improves ur personality.

Brush daily.

 

Dog likes BONE. Elephant likes BANANA . Ant likes Sugar. Cow likes Grass. And monkey likes what…? …..Solluppa unaku enna pidikum……

 

Figure illanna college waste sugar illanna coffe waste. Love illanna life waste. Moon illana sky waste. Chellam Nee illana …Zoo waste!….

 

Naan yen unnai Ninaikiren? Un kuda Pesuren? Unakku msg Pannuren? Athai yen nee padikkirai BECAuse ” Namma rendu perukkume vera vela illa…

 

Sardar: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga…! Man: Panam suthama illeenga.! Sardar: Paravayilla, Alukka irunthalum kodunga..!..

 

Pricipal: Eanda late?; Student: Bike puncture/repair sir; Principal: Busla varrathu thane?; Student: Bus vaanga kaasu illa sir

 

Kambi1 kambi2 kambi3 kambi4 kambi5 kambi6 kambi7 kambi8 kambi9 Ha ha ha ha……….. Eppadi Unna plan panni kambi enna Vachen Pathiya.

 

Oru Vidukathai sollattumaa…. “Thagara pettikkul mogini pisasukal” AdhuYenna….? Theriyalayaa..? Adhu LADIES college bus….

 

 

Latest thirukural ‘Beedi” yal sutta pun Ullaarum Aarathae ‘Brandy’ Yaal Vendha vayiru” send this sms to ‘kudimagan’ you will get a “Quater”

 

 

Vadivel: Yennappa idly chillunu irukku? Parthiban: Boardla yenna pottu irukku.. vadivel:Ariya Bhawan Parthiban: Appurum enna suudava erukkum

 

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum

Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama

Josiar: ……?!???

 

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn’T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

 

Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET

 

Good time,

bad time,

night time,

day time,

work time,

off time,

sad time,

happy time,

in the mean time i’m thinking of you all the time

 

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu

 

Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than ulagam

 

unarum varai

unmaiyum oru

poi thaan

purikinra varai

vazhkiyum oru

pudir thaan

SO ENJOY UR LIFE

 

Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door Open Panna,Thanaa Light Eriyudhu. Mother: vaada…. Saniyane, Fridge’la urine Ponadhu Neethana?..

 

Manaivi: Edhukkaga thideernu en iduppai killureenga???

Purushan: Sorry di, Naan Velaikkarinnu Ninaichutten

 

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!

 

thanka cheina urikkinaa thangam varum… veLLi cheyinna urukkunaa VeLLi varum… appa… cycle chainna urukkinaa cycle varumaaaa?

 

Vaathiyaar: amerikkaava kandu pudichathu yaaru? Maanavan: muthalla amerikkaava oLichichi vachathu yaarunnu chollunga

 

Lifela 6 visayam eppa varumnu namkey theriyathui 1. Inbam 2. Thunbam 3. Natpu 4 Kaadhal 5. Maranam. 6. Ennodasms

 

Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan…. Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan, avan oru PODI paiyanaam….. ayyoooo… ayyooooo….

 

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

 

I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u!

 

Red or white

short or tall

wrapped in silver

not wrapped at all

under covers

inside a box

shapes & sizes

love comes in lots

 

A word to say,a word to hear Even in ur absence i feel u near

R relation is strong.hope it goes long v wil remain d same til d life goes on

 

Q:Wat is luv?

*

*

*

*

A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart

n d most amazing thing

is tat u still luv them

wid every broken piece

 

 

Love is like a CD track

That links our hearts together

Dont ever break that CD coz

That wud break my heart too…

 

Sender:Name Missing*

*Number Missing

*Sent:Date missing

*Missing U a lot thats y

everything is missing

 

Press Down if u think u r MAD.

I can’t Believe u Did That!

Again?

For God Sake! LORD!!

Why u Still Doing it?

Truth is out now!

MENTAL CASE!!

 

Never leave the one you like for the one you love cuz the one u like will leave you for the one they love!!!!

 

Idi Minnal Mazhai puyal Poogambam ethu nadanthalum, east west north south enga irunthaalum,ennoda sms suma gilli.gilli.gilli maathri varum

 

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON “CEMENT” PODANUM.

 

which is the painful way of death? Poison, Murder, Accident!, Tsunami!!! DOnt worry. its simple very very simple. ”ur smile”

 

Q: Why did Santa go to Rome ?

A: He wanted to listen to POPE music……

 

Wife is “dialled call”.baby is “received call”.figure is “missed call”.lover is “waiting call”..BUT my friendship is “fevicol” ok va……

 

Teacher:Oxygen is must 4Breathing

It was discoverd in 1773!

Sardar:Thank God I was born aftr dat

 

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

 

I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter

 

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.A cute little smile 4 breakfast.More laughs 4 lunch.Lots of happiness for dinner.Doctor’s fee?An sms when u r free

 

Sardar:Will u merry,after i die .Wife:No i wiil live with my sister.Wife:Will u marry,after i die.Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister

 

 

 

 

 

God often uses small matches to light up great torches and no matter how small you feel in this world, He has something big instore for you

 

Words and hearts should be handled with care… for words when spoken and hearts were broken are the hardest things to repair

 

Smile! It will make u look better. Pray, it will keep u strong. Love, it will make u enjoy life

 

1 tree can start a forest; 1 smile can start a friendship; 1 touch can show u care; 1 friend can make life worth living for.

 

God has a reason 4 allowing things to happen,we may never understand His wisdom but we simply hav 2 trust His will God bless you all the way

 

It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

 

nee evlo periya paruppa irunthalum, unga veettu samayalukku paruppu kadaila than vanganum

 

Pant Pottu Muttipoda mudiyum aanaaa muttipottu pant poda mudiyumaa……………..

 

VERY… Cute

VERY..Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions…I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U………..

 

Kannil oru minnal, mugathil oru sirippu, sirippil oru paasam, Paasathil oru nesam, nesathil oru ithayam,antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee

 

SMILE: S: Sets u free,M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value,L: Lifts up ur spirits,E: Erases all ur tensions,So,please keep smiling

 

Girls misuse it! models sell it! photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it! artists create it! tats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

 

1 tree can start a forest; 1 smile can start a friendship; 1 touch can show u care; 1 friend can make life worth living for.

 

A special breakfast 4 u 2day: a plate of love, a bowl of peace, a spoon of hope, n glas of prayer. Njoy ur meal 4 u r under God’s care…

 

Lady:Doctor!Plz cal my husband inside

Dr.:Trust me,i am a gentleman

Lady:no Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside& my husband is not a gentleman

 

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

 

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

 

 

girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected

 

Your girlfriend is:

- Smart.

- Intelligent.

- Sweet.

- Talented.

- Excllent.

- Romantic.

- In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

 

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

- No???

- Quickly see your driving license.

 

Sardar attended a ‘c’ program class.Prof:wat is array? Sardar:i know sir.Prof:very gud tell me.Sardar:it is d starting line of devuda devuda

 

“SEIZE THE DAY,PUT NO TRUST IN TOMORROW”-HORACE…

 

The pain of evidence is only felt when u r avoided by someone whom u like most.Unless and until u cant even think of it…

 

Oneday Sardar had a dream that some1 killed him.Next day he closed ICICI bank a/c!! Y? becoz of ICICI’s slogan “WE MAKE UR DREAMS COME TRUE”

 

The three fastest means of communication-Telephone,Television,Tell-a-woman… ..

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? usband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!

 

U cant imagin ppl do.IN TEMPLE ONE PERSON – in middle of the arthi he lit a ciggratte,i really shocked i dropd the beer*

 

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu…

 

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum… Anaa…Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

 

Vaathiyaar: amerikkaava kandu pudichathu yaaru? Maanavan: muthalla amerikkaava oLichichi vachathu yaarunnu chollunga!

 

Figure illanna college waste sugar illanna coffe waste. Love illanna life waste. Moon illana sky waste. Chellam Nee illana ….Zoo waste!…

 

VITTU KODUPPATHU MATTUM NATPALLA. EXAMiL BITTU KODUPPATHU THAN UNMAYAANA NATPU. BY * PADIKAMAL SEMESTER ELUTHA POGUM SANGAM…………..

 

Viyarvai. Thuligal, Uppaga irukkalaam… Aanaal, Avaithaan Vaalkaiyai inippaaga Maattrum….

 

“Natpu” enbathu karumbalagai alla alithu alithu eluthuvatharku.. athu ” kalvettu” oru murai eluthinal alikka mudiyathu. that is friendship.

 

Girls oru single paper maathiri..but life enbadhu dictionary maathiri…. single paper ku wait panni dictionarya miss pannathinga…

 

Kanavugal pookum neram… Kavalaigal marakum neram… Idhayathai pootti Vaikamal… Imaigalai Mattum pootti Vaipom;;; Vidiyum varai…

 

silence is the best way to avoid may problems…. Smile is the powerful tool to solve many problems… So have a silent smile always

 

Maalaiel maranam enru derindum koda kaalaiel kaneer vadipadilai pookal. So enjoy the every moment of time..

 

Sindhikka therinthavanukku aalosanai thevai illai. Thunbangalai santhikka therinthavanukku vaalvil tholviye illai….

 

I.A.S padhicha collector aagalam.

M.B.B.S padhicha doctor aagalam.

Aana Thirukural padhicha Thiruvalluvar aaga mudiyuma??

yosinga!yosinga

 

Today’s Thathuvam:Ink pen’na Telicha ink varum. Aanaa ball pen’na Telicha ball varumaa?-By Thanni adikaamalay Thaaru marraai Yosippor sangam

 

Q: why boys go to temple? Ans: becaz temply is the only place where u can find Pooja, Deepa, Arti, Archana, Monica, Keerthana, Jothi etc,..

 

FRIENDSHIP POEM:

Dear O Dear, U R Not Near,But I can Hear, Dont get Fear,Your Memories Here,Live with Cheer,No more Tear,U r always my dear

 

Oru Kadhal Kavithai:

Adi pennae kuppai thottium ennai kadhalithu irukum. Nee kizhithu potta kavithaigalai athu padithu irunthal…

 

I guess science doesn’t work everywhere..becaz the time taken to luv someone is never equal to the time taken to forget them…

 

If u r in love with any girl, u r missing something in life…if u love any girl, u r missing everything in life…good noon..hav a nice day

 

Valkaiel nallaa nanbargal illai endral aluvatharku kanner irukum anal thudaipathardu kaigal irukathu….

 

Oru Vidukathai sollattumaa…. “Thagara pettikkul mogini pisasukal” AdhuYenna….? Theriyalayaa..? Adhu LADIES college bus….

 

Everyone hears what you say… Friends listen to what you say… Best friends listen to what you don’t say…

 

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree… It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN…

 

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn’T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

 

True friends are like Diamonds… they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves… they are scattered everywhere.

 

Nilavai par kadavulin rasanai puriyum suryanai par kadavulin shakthi puriyum…

kannadi par kadavulin comedy puriyum,,,

 

Teacher: Schoolkku enda coin box phone eaduthu vanthurukka.

Sardarji: Neena thaan CELL not ALLOWED nu sollarinkale…

Teacher: ???

 

Life is a blank page. Each person holds their pen and writes their own story. In my story u r also having a best character as a sweet friend

 

2 friends driving a car: One puts on the indicator & asks if it’s working. The other one: YES..NO..YES..NO…

 

FUN KAVITHAI:

Avalukum ‘ennai’ pidikavillai Enakum ‘ennai’ pidikavilai Athanaal…..

Iruvarum “ennai” illamal Dhosai saapittom…

 

Fantastic friendship Lines.Wen I was alone.I miss u most. wen i stay wit others.I knw d value of u.Wen U r wit me.I wud like 2miss dis world

 

smoking = 1 minute kick,

drinking= 1hour kick,

cinema=1 day kick,

loving=1 year kick,

“frndship” is lifelong kick…My friend…

 

CLOSE UR EYES THINK ABOUT UR FACE, UR STYLE, UR NATURE…

NOW OPEN UR EYES…ORU PEI PADAM PARTHA EFFECT IRUKIMAE….

 

Friendship is the Rainbow between two hearts. Sharing 7 feelings +Love+ sad +happy truth+ faith+ Secret+ Helping = FRIENDSHIP..

 

Thoondilil sikkiya meenum, un “Anbil” sikkiya nanum thudippathu nijam. Meen thudippathu viduthalaikkaka, naan thudippadhu un “Anbirkkaga”…

 

Love’s not about expressing with heavy words, it’s all about understanding, a gentle touch & apure heart…

 

2 Sardars at ATM “ha ha ha…I saw ur password…” “whats that>” “4 stars” “ha ha ha thats wrong…thats 3656…”enjoy and smile with my sms

 

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

 

Love is like cloud.love is like a dream.love is 1 word and everything in between.love is a fairytale cme true.Coz I found love wen i found u

 

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe’s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and’ WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

 

A sMiLe tO pUt You On HiGh… A KisS To Set YoUr SouL ALriGhT… WouLd iT bE aLriGhT iF I spEnT ToNiTe BeiNg LovED bY YoU???

 

TaLk 2 me wHen i’m boReD, kiSS me wHen i’m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i’m sTill Alive

 

EVERY YEAR STARTS WITH SOME EXPECTATION. BUT……….. EVERY YEAR SURELY ENDS WITH SOME ‘EXPERIENCE’

 

 In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. — Martin Luther King Jr

 

 

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

 

Q. WHAT DID SARDHARJI SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?

A. “OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

 

Q. HOW WOULD YOU IDENTIFY SARDHARJI IN A SUBMARINE?

A. HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH A PARACHUTE TIED TO HIS BACK.

 

Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?

A. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.

 

Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?

A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER”ANSWER IN BRIEF.

 

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”

 

Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

 

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum… Anaa…Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

 

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

 

All beautiful things start from the heart! All bad things start from the mind! Never let the mind rule your heart

 

“Vetri enbathu naam petrukolvathu” ” Tholvi enbathu naam kaatrukolvathu” muthalil katrukollungal piragu petrukollungal”

 

silence is the best way to avoid may problems…. Smile is the powerful tool to solve many problems… So have a silent smile always.

 

“Natpu” enbathu karumbalagai alla alithu alithu eluthuvatharku.. athu ” kalvettu” oru murai eluthinal alikka mudiyathu. that is friendship.

 

 

Girls oru single paper maathiri..but life enbadhu dictionary maathiri…. single paper ku wait panni dictionarya miss pannathinga..

 

Ninaithadhu yellam Nadandhu Vittaal? Life is waste. Ninaikkadadhu Nadandhal? Life is Taste. so, life is secret…

 

Great Thought:-” Be careful in your thoughts wen u r alone….and Be careful in ur words when u r in crowd”….bhagavadgita…

 

LOLLU-2008: Enna than ladies padippl 1stta irunthalum avanga use panra Pen “Hero Pen than” Heroin Pen illai”

 

s_nrise ,Nat_re, B_tterfly, Pict_ure, B_sstand, M_sic all are waiting for “U”?

 

smile:It iincreases ur face value.Love:It increasses ur heart value.Pleasure:It increases ur mind value.Friendship:it increases ur life value…

 

SomeOne..

MiSSES U..

NeeDS U..

Worries About U

Lonely Without U

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

… THE ZOO .

 

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

 

When does a friend become a best friend?

When his dialouge, “I care for you” converts into “I will kill you if you don’t care for me”

 

Sometimes in life we think we don’t need anyone. But sometime we don’t have anyone when we need… So don’t let your best buddies go ever…

 

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of you

 

Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..

CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other…

and TRUE Friends STaY forever

beyond words,

beyond time…**

  

Santa (reading from book of facts):

“Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?”

Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash?

 

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life

 

What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.

 

Marriage – an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters

 

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married – now he is going through Hell!!!

 

A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father, “I’m still paying for it…”

 

A word is not enough to tell you what my love weigh to you but i believe my feeling will be in better possition to say tell you how i love u

 

If death is the only way we will part then let me die with you because I cannot live without you.BUT I cannot die because my heart is with u

 

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

Mouse

BIRD

Monkey

haila…! U 2

 

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

 

You=lovely

You=perfect

You=beautiful

You=amazing

You=sweet

You=cute

You=genius

You=fantastic

You=fabulous

Me=liar

 

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

No???

Quickly see your ID card!!!!!!!

 

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

 

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Every where!!!

 

What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

 

I can buy gifts but not LOVE,i cn pretend 2Smile,but not 2b HAPPY.I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u.I do have many brothers.but none as SWEET as u

 

A special friend is rare indeed, it seems to be a special breed, yes, perfect friends are very few, so lucky I am for having you.

 

our relation is like an onion , it have many layers in it, it will add taste to ur life , if u try to cut it u will get tears in ur eyes….

 

When i close my eyes u seem to be my sweetheart, if god ever decides to take u away from me on that day i will ask him close my eyes forever

 

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? …

When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

 

A special friend is rare indeed, it seems to be a special breed, yes, perfect friends are very few, so lucky I am for having you.

 

Birth is like a dot, Life is like a line, Love is like a triangle But FRIENDSHIP is like a circle Bcoz circles dont have an end.

 

Our relation is like an onion , it have many layers in it, it will add taste to ur life , if u try to cut it u will get tears in ur eyes….

 

When i close my eyes u seem to be my sweetheart, if god ever decides to take u away from me on that day i will ask him close my eyes forever

 

Indrya

(A)lachiyam

Naalaya

(E)mattram!Read

this msg carefully it has two meanings about life…

 

“If u learnto transulate every event of ur life into a positive one

then you will become a designer of the future…….

 

A boy pulled a girl into room locked d door put off d light pulled her to d bed dragged her into the blanket & said SEE MY NEW RADIUM WATCH.

 

God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U

 

Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?

A:- They think their picture is being taken.

 

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted miror.

Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive ..

 

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven , Even or Odd

Sardar: Even

Teacher: How can you make seven even?

Sardar:Remove the S!!

 

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend

and suddenly falls on the floor.

Girlfriend:What is this?

Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

 

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many

coins I have in my pocket?

Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?

Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

 

A sardar goes to a restaurant

and his cell phone rings.Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where i was

 

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister…

 

Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”

“Just a sec,” says the receptionist. “Thank you.” says the Sardar…

 

Palagum mun

“THANIMAI”

palagiya pin

“INIMAI” pirivu

enpatho

“KODUMAI”

pirinthalthan

teriyum “NATPIN ARUMAI”…

 

Be Everest…

Don’t be

“Ever at rest”..

This is the secret

of success.

 

Live for d person who dies for u.Smile for d person who cries for u.Fight for d person who protects u & be a gud friend to a person who care

 

Truth of life :

“Never Play with the Feelings of others.” B’coz u may win d Game but d Risk is dat u will surely Lose d person for lifetime

 

Life is at its weakest when there is more doubts than trust. But, is at its strongest when you learn how to trust inspite of the doubts

 

Near ones are not Dear,

&

Dear ones are not Near..

It is easy to remember the Near ones,

But very Difficult to forget the Dear ones.!!!

 

THATHUVAM:Love”ONE SIDE”Um pannalam “TWO SIDE” Um pannalam kadaisiya “SUSIDE” Than panna koodathu by Love va pathi 4 side da yosipor sangam.

 

Keeping someone in our heart is very easy,

but,to be in the someone’s heart is very difficult.

So “RESPECT” the heart which “CARES” abt u!

 

Keeping someone in our heart is very easy,

but,to be in the someone’s heart is very difficult.

So “RESPECT” the heart which “CARES” abt u

 

A newspaper published. 50% SARDARS are DONKEYS. All SARDARS angry. So, next day it published. 50% SARDARS are not DONKEYS.All SARDAR happy!!

 

 

Banta was writin something very slowly.

Frnd asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?

Banta:”I’m writin to my 6 yr old son,he can’t read fast..

 

What is attitude?

3 ants saw an elephant.

1st ant:Lets break his legs.

2nd:Lets just kill him.

3rd:Hey! Leave him, he is alone……..

 

To be a “Good professional”, always start to study late for “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” and tackle “Emergencies”!!

 

A notice in a factory for girl workers.”If ur skirt is long,protect urself 4m machines at work.If it is short,protect urself 4m men at work”

 

“No one can go back and change a bad beginning…

But anyone can start now and create a sucessful ending”

“Make everything possible”…

 

Be a poet wen u r alone…

Be a king wen u command…

Be a scientist wen u work…

Be a history wen u die…

Be a friend until i die…!

 

“The depth of the character will be revealed

in the way you respond to

situations you dislike..”

 

Sardar & his wife filed an application 4r divorce.Judge asked:How will u divide, u have 3 children? Sardar replied :Ok!We ll apply next year

 

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…

still he was in jail…why?

coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff

 

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below

a tube light with a open mouth ?

A:Because his doctor advised him

Todays dinner should be light

 

Each moment of ur life is picture which u had never seen b4. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful

 

 

What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.

 

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life

 

Josier:Thambi unnaku Oru dosam irukuppa…

Love pannena dosam poidum…

Man: Enna Dosam…

Josier: Santhosam…

 

People say-”Gud people stars in sky wen they die.”. But i believe- “Gud stars fall from sky and become loving friends like u”…

 

Good friends r like s/w programme They enter ur life scan ur problems

edit ur tension download solutions delete ur worries & save u…

 

Shakesphere

doesn’t know d

letter J and X Bcoz

these alphabets came into use,14

yrs after his death.so u cant find J and X in his poem

 

Ninaivugal Engu

Irunthalum…

Ennangal Engu

Alainthalum…Oru

Nodiyaavathu Un

Ninaivu Enakul Irukum…

 

Love na 668437.

Advice na 8322437.

Anytime na 3743637.

Life na 847455

but friend na 9680.Type the nos in dictionary mode it ll be amazin

 

“World is not a parking space” its a racing track keep on moving no matter wen & where you start but reach your goal & make a new record….

 

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum… Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum…

 

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL….

1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal….

2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.

3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku

4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

 

 

Nee Evalo Periya Padipalliya Irundhalum Exam Hall La Poi Padikka Mudiyadhu…

 

Love your friends

not their sisters…

Love your sisters

not their friends…

 

The Word ‘Hello’ means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!

 

Sachin century Adicha.

“Stadum Full”.

Rajini padam Nadicha.

“Theatre Full”

Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga

“INBOX FULL”…

 

Dr Monitor MBBS,

ulcer Specialist.

Dr.Wills

Lungs Specialist.

Dr.Manikchand

Mouth Cancer Specialist.

Dr.Beer Thoppai Specialist.

 

Kalaiyum neeye…

Malaiyum Neeye…

Mathiyanamum Neeye..

Iravum Neeye….

Vidinchu Nayae..

Yendiri Payae…

 

Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI “VIRITHU” ADUKIRUTHU.

PULIKESI: APPADIA! “RIBBON” AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM.

AMAICHAR:!!!!

 

Super Punch:

Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..

Romba nala tea kadaila thongra

“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha

sarithirame illay…

 

 

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?

Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

 

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?

Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.

Wife: !!!!!!!!!!

 

School Testla Bit adikalam… College Testla Bit adikalam … Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

 

Thel kottina valikkum… paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? – Vazhukumae ….

 

Life is made of small jumps over great obstacles. it’s in the courage of getting thru them that makes life

challenging & exciting.

 

Devils challenged the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers,said the Angels.Devils:No problem,we have got all umpires

 

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.

 

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped

Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

 

Life is all about a card game.

Choosing the right cards is not in our hand.

But playing well with the cards in hand,determines our Success

 

5 frogs were sitting on a wall.

4 decided to jump off.How many left now?

still 5.

becas There’s a lot of diff between Deciding and doing

 

Salesman:Sir erumbbu powder vaankikkittu ponga.Sardar: vEndaam, innaikku erumbbukku powder vaangittu pOnaa.athu nazhaikku lips-stick kEtkkum

 

Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan…. Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan, avan oru PODI paiyanaam….. ayyoooo… ayyooooo…..

 

 

Figure illanna college waste sugar illanna coffe waste. Love illanna life waste. Moon illana sky waste. Chellam Nee illana ….Zoo waste!…

 

Sardar: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga…! Man: Panam suthama illeenga.! Sardar: Paravayilla, Alukka irunthalum kodunga..!..

 

Keep the smile,

Leave the tear,

Think of joy,

Forget the fear ,

Hold the laugh,

Leave the pain,

 

Kadamaiya sei Palanai ethir paakkathe! ithu Geethaiyil sonnathu Kaathal sei kalyanam seiyathe Ithu Boathaiyil sonathu….

 

Idly Podiya Thotu Idly Saapidalaam Aana

Mooku Podiya Thotu Mooka Saapida Mudiyathu

 

Meluga Vachchu Melugu Vathi Seyyalam…

Aana Kosuva Vachi Kosu Vathi Seyya Mudiyathu..

 

6 rules to be HAPPY:Free your heart from hatred;Free your mind from worries;Live simply; Expect less;Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

 

Daily Calendar-Le Theydhi Kizhikkardhu Mukkiyam Illai – Andha Theydhi-Le Nee Enna Kizhikkarey-Ngardhu Than Mukkiyam !!

 

I hav seen angels in the sky? I hav seen snowfall in July?I hav seen things U only imagine 2 see? But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u

 

A special friend is rare indeed, its God grace 4 good deeds, yes, perfect friends r very few, I m so lucky 4 having U.

 

Speak less 2 people

whom u love

most..coz if they

can”t understand ur

silence.

They can never

understand ur words

-?-?-SWEETU-?-?-

 

Maths magic: ur cell number’s last 2digit x 2 +5 x 50 +ur age +365 & -615. The last 2 no. Is ur age& 1st 2no.’s ur cell’s last no. Try it…

 

 

God is an invisible parent &

Parents r the visible God

So if you make the visible God Happy!

Automaticaly the invisible God becomes Happy

 

Interviewer: Just imagine you are on third floor and it catches fire. How will you escape? Sardar: Simple. I will stop my imagination!

 

Archimede’s love prncpl: wen a heart is dipped fully or partially in the love of a girl d loss in studies is = to time spent in her memories

 

Luv Holds Heart!Heart Holds Feelings!Feelings Hold emotions!Emotions Holds tears!Tears R held by Eyes.My eyes hold u bcz u hold my frindsip

 

Maths Exam Hall’la:SIR: Exam Eludama enda dance adura? STUDT: Neenga thanae Sonnenga steps mark undunu adanaal daan dance Aaduren..

 

Sardar went 2 temple n saw ppl puting coin in box n praying loudly.

Sardar:hw amzing!Ppl r talking 2 god through coin phone widout receiver

 

Interviewr:whats ur qualification?

Sardar:Sir I m Ph.d.

Intervwr:wat do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardr:PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY

 

A FaCT :

When you are up in life,Your friends get to know who you are.

But When you are down in life,You get to know who your friends are.

 

Best inspiring message of the year?

If u r born poor, its not your mistake

BUT

if u die poor, its your mistake

- BILL GATES

 

Silence & smile are two powerful tools.

Smile is the way to solve many problems.

&

Silence is the way to avoid many problems

 

 

train evalavu speeda poonalum, kadaci petti kadaciyatha varum…call evalavu vegama odinalum, prize kaikuthan kodupangal…

 

 

Ni enathan periya dance mastera irunthalum, un savuku unnaley adda mudiyathu….

 

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga… Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

 

Winners don’t do different things,

they do things differently.-Shiv Kera

 

You don’t have to be great to

start, but you have to start to be great.

-Zig Ziglar

 

Every New Day is a Challenge…

A challenge is an Opportunity.

An Opportunity is a way to success! wishing u a challenging new day….

 

 No great genius has ever

existed without some touch of

madness…

 

Peaceful surroundings cannot

create happiness in u.

But ur happiness can create Peaceful surroundings for others around u.

so stay happy

 

in an interview,interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SARDAR: dhuurrrrrr.Interviewr shouts: stop it !

SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup….

 

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed

 

Heavenly Truth:

The most painful moment of life comes,

when the care is mistaken as disturbance..?!

 

Sir:Chemical symbol of Barium?

Papu:BA Sir:4 sodium?

Papu:NA Sir:Wht will we get if 1 atom of BA

& 2 atoms of NA combined? Papu:BANANA

 

Leave SOMETHING 4 SOMEONE

Never leave SOMEONE 4 SOMETHING

Bcoz in life, SOMETHING will leave u,but SOMEONE will always live with U

lyk me

 

 

Flower says:touch me not

Message says:Erase me not

Time says:Waste me not

And i say…………

Forget me NoT.

 

“..LOVE..”

Why does it hurt..?

Why does it pain..?

May be BCOZ v LOVE someone too much & too deep dat v forget to keep a little 4 ourself

 

Each Day I Meet Someone New,

But Never Find Another You,

The World Is Full Of People Its True,

Yet No One Ever Equals a friend Like U….

 

A Beautifull Thought

“No one can go back and change a bad beginning, but anyone can start anything anytime and create a successful ending!

 

Man: doctor naan Sim card’a mulingiten…

Doctor: Kaiya vittu eduka vendiyadhu thane?

Man: Kaiya vitten, ‘Not Reachable’nu sollodhe.!!

 

Naam oruvaruku ooruvar neruku ner Paarkamal irundhalum,,

Nam Natpukku “UYIR” kodukkum intha Mobiluku Nandri Solluvom..!!!

 

Criket player criket aadalam,

Football player na Football aadalam,

Hockey player na Hockey aadalam..

Aaana DVD player na?

yosinga…

 

unarum varai

unmaiyum oru

poi thaan

purikinra varai

vazhkiyum oru

pudir thaan

SO ENJOY UR LIFE…

 

Papu 2 doct- Doctor, I hv a problem…

Doctor- wht’s ur problem?

Papu- I keep forgeting things…

Doctor- since when u r having this problem?

Papu – wht problem….

 

 

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm…RW Emerson…

 

When ur commitment os deeper than the sea and ur ambition is taller than a Mountain, sure your future will be Brighter than the Sun…

 

Generally v beleive our memory is weak…But only when we want 2 forget someone v loved a lot, v begin 2 realise how powerful our memory is…

 

Wat is the diff b/w COMPLETE AND FINISHED ?

wen u marry a right girl, ur life is COMPLETE…

wen u marry a wrong girl, ur life is FINISHED…

 

THOUGHT:

Education without culture is like a kite with a broken string.

No one knows where it will fall and wat damage it will cause to others….

 

Time spent with someone may be meaningless, but few mins spending with a person “WHO REALLY LOVES U” is precious than time!!!

 

Teacher: Which is the oldest living animal on earth…

Sardar: Zebra…

Teacher: How?

Sardar: innum athu black and white la irukku!!!

 

Adikkadi

parkkindra

yaaraiyum nesikka

mudiyathu….

nesikkindra yaaraiyum adikkadi

parkka mudiyathu…It’s REAL…

 

Teacher: Manal arippai thadukka yenna seiya vendum?

Student: Manalukku sorinju vittu nycil powder poda vendum by UKG last bench rowdy group…

 

 

The secret to a rich life is to hav more beginnings than endings.

- D Weinbaum

 

The world is waiting for you , walk with ur aims! Run with confidence!

Fly with ur Achivements! Reach the peak of success…

 

Life is a long travel, on the way v meet many persons, but some one lives in our heart forever without our permission as a lovable friend like u…

 

Konjam- kurumbu,

Konjam-kovam,

Konjam-poi,

Konjam-sandai, but Niraya-santhosam that s frndship, Heart 4 beats…Beats 4 frnds like u…

 

If you manage to smile at any situation, you are the winner of highest number of hearts in this world,,,! So keep smile…

 

LIFE oru one way road…! ATHIL thirumbi paarkalam,

But Thirumbi poga Mudiyathu!…So enjoy each and every second in ur life…

 

Small keys can open big locks…Little words can express big thoughts …I Hope my little “Hi” will make u smile & think of me for a while….

 

Dont rush into falling in love…Even if somebody asks u why u r still single…just tel them

“God is just busy writing the best love story for me”

 

Settha piragum SIGHT adikanuma?? ” KAN DHAANAM SEIYUNGAL” plz giv life to your eyes…Nalla message’a

yeppadiyellam solla vendi iruku….

 

 

Mummy : Chellam pakkathu veetu auntyku 1umma kodu…Child: Po ma…

Aunty adipanga…Mummy: Adika maatanga kodu…Child: Unaku theriyathu…

nethu APPA adi vaangunaar…

 

Coins always make sound, But the currency notes are always silent. So, wen ur

value increases , Keep urself calm and silent…

 

Cute words:- “Don’t get disappointed whnever u fall bcaz only

fallen leaves hav the power 2 touch great heights whn wind blows”.

 

 

There is brighter future waiting for us when we lost or failed, but our mistake we will be lay down when lost, better we have to hit the fall through our gut…

 

UNIVERSAL TRUTH:

Help a girl when she is in trouble, and she will surely remember you,

only when she is again in trouble.–William Words Worth